Welcome to The Thorny Juniper
Surreal and bizarre Clothing & Apparel for those who like to dwell in the crossroads between different realms.
Unconventional designs on Accessories and Home Decor.
Art prints, Collages, Photography.

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Saturday, June 21, 2025

Solstice Celebrations and our 5th Birthday Sale!

On the Solstice Day back in 2020 we launched our online shop and today we are celebrating with

a  SITEWIDE SALE

which will run for 6 days 

FROM JUNE 21st TO JUNE 27th!
 Up to 25% off on ALL our designs. 


Here are some of our Solstice / Sun themed designs: find more at
shop.thethornyjuniper.com


The Eternal Return

The Passion Of Icarus

Sacrifice To The Sun B

The Hermetic Vision

Sunday, June 1, 2025

New Design: Bad Reputation!





We got a brand new design up at The Thorny Juniper online shop: BAD REPUTATION !

This one is a punk-inspired one dedicated to all the people who don't give a damn. Of course based off one of Joan Jett's most famous songs.

We added our own blasphemous twist and there you have it, a must-have for all sinners and no fucks givers alike across the world.

It is featured on a variety of products such as: classic t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, tote bags, pins, and more!

Saturday, February 8, 2025

Ideas for your surreal and macabre Valentine's Day gifts!

Looking for unusual and *really* original Valentine's Day gift ideas? Here's some of our most romantic designs that you can find at our online shop! Visit our Valentine's Day Romantic Gore collection of designs us at shop.thethornyjuniper.com for moarrrr!