Welcome to The Thorny Juniper
Surreal and bizarre Clothing & Apparel for those who like to dwell in the crossroads between different realms.
Unconventional designs on Accessories and Home Decor.
Art prints, Collages, Photography.

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Sunday, June 1, 2025

New Design: Bad Reputation!





We got a brand new design up at The Thorny Juniper online shop: BAD REPUTATION !

This one is a punk-inspired one dedicated to all the people who don't give a damn. Of course based off one of Joan Jett's most famous songs.

We added our own blasphemous twist and there you have it, a must-have for all sinners and no fucks givers alike across the world.

It is featured on a variety of products such as: classic t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, tote bags, pins, and more!

Saturday, February 8, 2025

Ideas for your surreal and macabre Valentine's Day gifts!

Looking for unusual and *really* original Valentine's Day gift ideas? Here's some of our most romantic designs that you can find at our online shop! Visit our Valentine's Day Romantic Gore collection of designs us at shop.thethornyjuniper.com for moarrrr!

Wednesday, November 13, 2024

Shop early and get up to 60% off! Surreal and grotesque holiday gifts for everyone

Are you tired of thinking for weeks about what holiday gifts to buy, only to end up with some usual and unoriginal ideas?

Well, look no further!

At The Thorny Juniper we definitely have something that will make your gifts stand out: on our online shop you can browse hundreds of surrealistic, macabre and horror themed artworks and designs, featured on a wide range of articles: from wall art to clothing, from stationery to home accessories and more.

Have a look and find your favourite artworks, we can guarantee your gifts won't go unnoticed!
And right now, you can get up to 60% off sitewide!
A great chance to save on gifts for your friends, your foes, your imaginary friends, too... and of course...for yourself! Come visit our shop at >SHOP.THETHORNYJUNIPER.COM !

Just a few ideas to begin with...: